Erm, she knows she’s not actually nude here, doesn’t she?

Rihanna, the self proclaimed “Only girl in the world”, has release a fragrance called “Nude” with notes of (ADD THESE IN LATER BUT ITS PROBABLY SOME SWEET FRUITY SHIT)

According to this article on, Rihanna naming her new fragrance ‘Nude’ is something that will “doom this product before it is truly given a chance”.

Part one of their three-part argument is:

Strike one: Been there, done that in 1990 when a fragrance named, “Nude” was launched from the Bill Blass design house. Estee Lauder currently offers a fragrance named, “Sensuous Nude.” Does anyone recall buying either of them?

Scentbitch would like to say that is wrong. Rihanna naming her fragrance “Nude” is sheer genius

Picture the scenario:

Sad Teen 1: There's these, like, naked pictured of rihanna on teh internets*
Sad Teen 2: Wickeds, lets do Bing** search for "rihanna nude"
Sad Teen 1: Awe man!*** There's just lots of bottles of perfume coming up...

So in the future anyone looking for the alleged nude images of Rihanna will just be faced with lots of bottles of perfume.

We look forward to Parlux, rushing out “Sex Tape” for Paris Hilton; and Arden drawing up a list of fragrances for the next ten years for Britney Spears.

* Disclaimer: Scentbitch don’t know what how young people speak like these days. We’re approximating from listening on teh Subway/Tube/Metro****
** We don’t know what Bing is either. We still use Alta Vista
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**** False clues