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Versace's latest scent is definitely not something we made up:(.

(Why not travel to Dubai to buy it?)

Bois de Oud by GivenchyWe’re not claiming to be fluent in French, but shouldn’t it be Bois d’Oud?

Also, nice use of a “gold” bottle. LVMH have been really subtle in targeting the Middle Eastern market with this one.

Madonna has gone nude in the ad for her next scent, aptly named Naked (the inevitable flanker to Truth or Dare), and everyone in the world wishes she’d just put it away for goodness sake.

Even the Huffington Post is finding it hard to give a shit. At least she isn’t thrusting her crotch at us any more.

We’re looking forward to seeing her photoshopped into some clothes for the ad in the Middle East.

Notes are said to include Honeysuckle, Peach Blossom, Neroli, Sensual Vanilla Orchid, Cocoa Flower, Lily of the Valley, Texas Cedarwood, Oud Wood Accord, and “Sandalwood Australia” (sic). Available now from Macy’s in the USA.

(Sidebar: No mention of Tuberose or Gardenia – did her Madgesty have anything to do with this one?)