Rumors abound that Creed, the fragrance house so beloved by poseurs and date rapists worldwide, has just introduced Creed pour Enfants, a perfume for children conceived during loveless trysts who will eventually grow to hate their self-obsessed asshole parents.

According to documents no one outside of the Creed family has ever seen but shut up because they TOTALLY EXIST OKAY, this fragrance was first presented to the Baby Jesus at his manger in Bethlehem, Year 1 A.D., probably..